A Poe? Who knows?
The increase in sexual appeal of another person is directly proportional to the increase of alcohol in the bloodstream.
The quality of taste in females is directly proportional to the quantity and variety of females.
(So, when you have a limited number of females with little variety, you tend to conform)
The personal quality of a religious individual is inversely proportional to his/her religiosity.
(IOW, fundies are loonies)