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WordPress has a neat feature that graphs the hits on your site, the google terms that bring up links, and other stuff (cool platform, all in all). And here’s something interesting: my poems, my intellectual-ish posts and my pictures get some traffic yes, but it took a while for them to build up 3-5 hits.

Yesterday , I posted a bizarre Christian website that advocates very unorthodox sexual behavior (for Christians, mind you) like anal sex and fisting. It has 19 hits so far. It seems that holy fucking is the hot topic.

Look at this chart:
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And then this one, from one of my more serious posts:
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Gives a whole new meaning to Jesus fuckin’ Christ, doesn’t it?

ETA: This one has 26 hits in just one day. Sheesh, I might as well start a porn site.

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As if things couldn’t get weirder

Here’s a sample:

Anal Sex in Accordance with God’s Will

Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.

You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God’s will.

Parody?

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